Ok so i decided that this week i needed to take a break from the mountains of homework that had been piling up on my desk.

My girlfreind and i decided that we would take a few days break not only from Homework but from Canberra (the most boring place on earth).  We went to sydney to see a Lilly Allen concert.

Ok so anyway we walked through the middle of Sydney to Elizibeth Street, which we were told is one of the only streets left that does not have pre paid buses. (cmon thats soo dumb how are tourists suppossed to travel around) We caught our bus to the Horden Pavillion, which we almost missed to, because Sydney buses are so crowded.

We walked to where we could see a line of about 300 people…..and we were early.  As we stood in line i looked around and felt (1) really Old and (2) like the only straight male in sight. It was freezing, crowded and i was surrownded by Teeny Boppers. You know the ones that talk like “OMG Stacey is such a B*tch”

We waited and waited and waited and waited, eventually the line began to move towards the gates of the pavillion. All i could feel was 5 ft 1in tall teeny boppers elbowing me in the spine to get to the gate first.

I was like “im going to shove back” even if they are girls.. “rabid wolves more like”

So we finally got our ticket scanned and got to the pavillion but……you guessed it more waiting. This time for the pavillion doors to open, and yes agian more elbowing in the spinal cord.

Finally we were let into the pavillion, every teeny bopper in site charged for the front of the stage to claim their peice of land.  My girlfreind and i got about 3 rows back… so pretty close.

So agian were waiting for the warm up act to come on stage….but this is when the most annoying thing in the world began.  THE MYSPACE SHOT!

Ok so let me give you a defintion of what the myspace shot is;

“The myspace shot is the typical picture taken by MySpace attention whores.

So to successfully take the internationally recognised MySpace shot, you have to position the camera above your head and look at it in a shy, coy or ‘cute’ manner. This is harder than this looks because you have to do this so that the picture is overexposed, therefore erasing any flaws in your appearance making you look more attractive than you actually are.

Another benefit of the Myspace shot is that it makes your eyes look bigger. Extra plus points are given if you purse your lips to the side cutely and give a puzzled expression like you’re not sure why you’re taking your own photo and making yourself look like an idiot”

Quoted from Naj me Tender

This is the most annoying thing in the whole world, every 15 seconds there was a blinding flash of light.  I swear i dont know how i even saw Lilly Allen because i was pretty much blind from all the flashes.

You know what made it worse the fact that the event organisers said we couldent bring water into the pavillion! WTF like 5 people fainted and had to be thrown over the barrier. I mean cmon its water not Vodka.

All in all i did enjoy the evening but its these Pre pubecent teens, that now pretty much own the internet that give me the shits!

Gee i would love for them to have a go at enjoying themselves, doing the things i did when i was 12… the internet had been around about… oh i dunno 3 years when i was 12? (dam makes me feel old)

So anyway thought i would leave you with a good old myspace shot.